On her official website, Circus singer Britney is wishing people Happy Holidays with this card. Cute pictures I suppose, her thighs look terrible and she's got a fake smile plastered on, but the boys looks happy. What is with using the middle names though? Seriously, I've never heard anyone do that. It makes me think all my preconceptions about the South are true. I hope not. Y'all don't really eat possum, do ya?
Happy Holidays right back at you Britney! Now go give Papa back his glasses.