Hey - remember when you got your first pony? Remember how jealous Annemarie was? That stupid bitch, I bet she works the drive-thru at the Dairy Queen in Yuma now.
You know what's even better than getting a pony and ruining Annemarie's self-esteem for life? Getting a brand new Lexus for Christmas! Complete with the GIANT RED BOW on top. And am I seeing things, or are those ruby red house slippers she runs out into the driveway in?
For some reason, Lexus thought this would be the perfect commercial to sell cars this holiday season. Nothing says "Hey, we're in touch with the world!" like cars with bows and ponies. Keep this commercial on your iPod to keep you warm in the line at the unemployment office next week.
I officially hate Lexus.