Second-Life is truly for those who have no life to begin with. Case in point, Dutch Hoorenbeek:
Dutch is a virtual guy in a virtual world controlled by a guy named Ric Hoogestraat. Ric's wife is all jealous because through Dutch Ric is married to a virtual woman and has cartoon sex with her on the weekends. He also - virtually - owns a a strip club and designs lingerie for his strippers to wear. True fax!
Now Universal, the studio behind Changeling and Frost/Nixon, has purchased the rights to turn this sordid tale into a movie.
Get out the popcorn, this one is sure to be a summer blockbuster!