Vince Offer of Sham-Wow! fame is selling a new product. I don't even care what it is, I'm buying it from him. The guy is a rock star. He could convince me to buy blinker fluid for the space shuttle when I neither know how to drive a space shuttle and I'm pretty sure blinkers don't need fluid.
Turns out he's selling a Slap Chop. It'll make my life exciting again. And he says I'll love his nuts.
Fettuccine, linguine, martini bikini!
Nothing but love for ya Vince.