The funniest, and probably truest, quote about Amy Winehouse on her never ending vacation in St. Lucia:
“We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut.”
A squirrel without a nut? I do believe Oran "Juice" Jones sang about this very problem back in the 80's. (the payoff is at 4:10, last line in the song) Amirite?