Something is going on with Teri Hatcher's face. I mean, aside from it's usual nastiness. The Desperate Housewives actress was at the SAG Awards in Los Angeles last night in a one shouldered white Monique Lhuillier gown. Smiling for the cameras, her nose really looked a bit off. Literally, like it was about to fall off. One nostril is a completely different shape than the other, like two entirely different noses.
I've spent the past 20 minutes in the mirror trying different poses and facial expressions in an attempt to recreate this nostril contortion. Couldn't do it. I honestly don't remember her nose looking like this when she elbowed me out of her way in a gifting lounge at Sundance a couple of years ago, but it's possible I was just too amazed at what a Grade A Bitch she was to notice.
If she weighs more than 75 pounds I might die of shock. More plastic surgery might not be the answer here, but there's got to be some make-up trick that can be done to distract from what's going on centerfield there.