In a plot to keep Skinny Bone Jones from scaring people at the Academy Awards last night, whatever handlers Lindsay Lohan has left shipped her off to the Mercedes-Benz Oscar Party in Beverly Hills instead. the "actress" looked like she was on a good one! No bra, completely forgot to run a comb through her ratty hair and clearly she thought it was a toga party. And you can't tell me that's not the face of someone mixing NyQuil and Metabolife. Bitch is a hot mess.
How does she even find bracelets to fit her anymore? Her arms have a circumference roughly equal to a bookmark, so I suppose it's possible she's been dressing up her twigs with those beaded book thongs in the checkout line at Borders. It really is a shame that Lindsay will never get back to looking as good as she did during her Mean Girls days.
When the hell is her movie Labor Pains coming out? Never? That's probably for the best.