Not only is Ashton Kutcher a whiny famewhore. He chooses to Twitter about his life so everyone knows how annoying it is to be so famous. Presently he is staying in the hotel room in Berlin where Michael Jackson famously hung his child out of the window. He (presumably) called the paparazzi to let them know he's planning a re-enactment of the incident, and yet complains when the paparazzi are there.
Fucking moron. And Demi Moore, really. She's what, 114 years old? I know plastic surgery has done wonders for the woman but did they insert the brain of a pre-pubescent boy in her head while they were at it? Here's a thought Wonder Twins... you want people to leave you alone? Stop Twittering and letting everyone know what you are doing 24-7.
Ashton went off the other day in a blog post on his myspace about how no one picks up the stories about the good he and his grandma-wife do in the world of philanthropy. This is why. The Michael Jackson baby out the window joke is so 7 years ago. We're supposed to take you seriously? Pfft!