It's got to be rough to be Rumer Willis. You've got a pretty re re name because your parents wanted to show the world how smart they are, and you've got a chin that the whole world makes fun of. She knows it. When Rumer made People magazine's Most Beautiful People List, even she said "After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don't think of yourself in that way."
She has no idea what she'll look like when she gets older because her mother has had enough plastic surgery to legally be a cyborg. She's got an ugly tattoo, a complete douchebag step-dad who's only 11 years older than her, got called out on National TV for slouching and the poor thing grew up in Idaho of all places. Then, she gets cast opposite Caroline D'Amore in Sorority Row.
And on top of all that, let's not forget Rumer's hair. It makes me make a sad, sad face.
So in the face of things, when you are feeling down and blue and all those things that make you make a sad, sad face just remember that you aren't Rumer Willis. Chances are your parents aren't acting like 12 years olds on Twitter on a daily basis. Rumer's are.
Seriously, I'd take this girl out for a drink if I could. You think she likes Sidecars? When she turns 21 of course!