Singer and fake-boob-haver Jewel has just signed on for the newest season of ABC's Dancing With the Stars. She is joining confirmed contestant, actress and crazy bitch Denise Richards. The smart money is on Jewel at this point, but we'll see how it goes when the show premiers on March 9th.
In any case, she'll be able to hold up the costumes pretty well.
Jewel is performing tonight in Verona, New York at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino.