Britney Spears Nipple Tassels. Depending on the year you heard this sentence much, much different pictures probably pop into you head. Unattainable slutty virgin Britney in tassels? Yes. Kissing Madonna Britney in tassels? Yes, but only if Madonna is fully clothed. Shaved head Britney in tassels? Oh God no, please no! Circus Britney in tassels? Meh... maybe.
Britney's Circus Tour trailer has been released, and you guessed it, she got pasties on. Well, over a glitter bodysuit so it's not really like the real thing, but close.
Keeping in mind that she has two boys who will no doubt see this and be all "Ma, we were right backstage, geez!" a little later on in life, it's hard not to root for her. Plus the song is really, really catchy. Not saying I want to If You Seek Amy her or anything, and the circus master outfit she dons is pretty damn ugly, but eh, from the tassel preview it looks like the tour could actually be pretty good.
Check it out, see what you think.