Two things that you should know not to do, ever, are assault and making criminal threats. Chris Brown, oblivious to this fact, has been charged with these two felonies in Los Angeles. Assault By Means Likely to Create Great Bodily Injury and Making Criminal Threats, to be specific, against "Disturbia" singer and girlfriend Rihanna.
Chris is currently free on $50,000 bail and is due to be arraigned this afternoon. Rumors are abound that Chris and Rihanna got married in Miami last week, but no confirmation on that has surfaced.
Chris also allegedly pulled a Mike Tyson by biting Rihanna on the ear during the assault on February 8th, says the LA Times.
Seriously, what an asshole.