Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

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Open our mouths and spread your legs! Walker, Texas Ranger himself, Chuck Norris, celebrates his 69th birthday today. Remember when Bruce Lee kicked his ass? Oh man, that was some awesome shit.

Here are some Chuck Norris facts I'm sure you've never heard before.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has dared call him on it. Ever.

Oh man, 2005 was a great year. Happy birthday Chuckie. Seriously, fighting Bruce Lee is the most awesome thing anyone could have ever done ever. Kudos.

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