The Truth about Woz

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 According to a source from within Apple, Steve Wozniak won't be voted off Dancing with the Stars anytime soon.

"Yeah um, we patched the quicktime player to subliminally compel people to vote for Woz.  We beta tested this product by planting the suggestion that Ryan Seacrest was gay.  We didn't actually know before hand that he was in fact gay."

"WTF? Why does quicktime CONSTANTLY need updating?"


- You enjoy watching Dancing With The Stars.

- You will vote for Steve Wozniak


"I  like to watch Dancing with the Stars. I will vote for Steve Wozniak..."

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