Action star and current baldy Bruce Willis tied the knot over the weekend. The Die Hard actor married his almost brand-new girlfriend, British model Emma Heming, in a small ceremony in Parrot Cay on Saturday. The couple have been dating for just over a year and no doubt had the most annoying ceremony in the history of ever with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore in attendance. Maybe they promised Ashton cookies in order to sit still and be quiet.
Not sure about the rules and legality and all of that, as The Associated Press is saying that the two are planning a civil ceremony upon their return to California.
The good news is that there is a 24 year age difference between the newlyweds. Which hopefully means no kids, ever, because really... those names? It's only a matter of time before Tallullah Belle hurts her dad in his sleep, while Scout and Rumer watch. In any case, congratulations to Bruce and Emma.