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46 years ago today in Knoxville, Tennessee little Quentin Tarantino was born. The Pulp Fiction director is now a household name, and credited with reviving John Travolta's career.

Quentin's got a new movie due out this summer, Inglourious Basterds starring who else but Samuel L. Jackson. I mean really, these two should just go get married already.

Happy 46th birthday Quentin!

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Open our mouths and spread your legs! Walker, Texas Ranger himself, Chuck Norris, celebrates his 69th birthday today. Remember when Bruce Lee kicked his ass? Oh man, that was some awesome shit.

Here are some Chuck Norris facts I'm sure you've never heard before.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has dared call him on it. Ever.

Oh man, 2005 was a great year. Happy birthday Chuckie. Seriously, fighting Bruce Lee is the most awesome thing anyone could have ever done ever. Kudos.

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Justin Timberlake's main squeeze, actress Jessica Biel celebrates her 27th birthday today. Let's hope that someone bought her a pretty dress as a birthday present. Something to make up for the weird white thing she wore at the Oscars.

You can watch her strip, and that means boobies, in the upcoming film Powder Blue, but it'll be hard to outdo the scene where she walks down the hall and gets banged by the football team in The Rules of Attraction.

Happy birthday Jessica!

Happy Birthday Billy Zane

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Billy Zane, that asshole Cal Hockley from Titanic, is celebrating his 43rd birthday today. He's going to be in a few upcoming films, notably Magic Man and Mama I Want To Sing later this year. Hope he's out celebrating with a nice cognac, a cigar and maybe a swim around the pool. Relax, Billy, you've been working a lot lately. Forget mardi gras.

And here's a silly fan vid I found on You Tube to help Billy celebrate his birthday, some of his Titanic scenes set to Britney Spears' song "Gimmie More". Because really, it has been long enough, we can all agree that this was a silly movie right?

Happy Birthday Rihanna

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It probably isn't the happiest of days for little bb Rihanna, but here's wishing her a happy birthday anyway. The "Umbrella" singer celebrates her 21st birthday today, just one day after the photo of her injuries from the alleged altercation with Chris Brown leaked online. Here's to a speedy recovery and happier times. Cake and booze, hey, sounds good to me!

Happy birthday Rihanna.

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Happy birthday to Molly Ringwald! Everyone's favorite ginger 80's actress celebrates her 41st today. Who doesn't love Pretty in Pink? You? GTFO then, non Pretty in Pink fans are not welcome here. Yes she should have ended up with Duckie, but hey he got Kristy Swanson in the end so it's all good.

Happy, happy birthday Molly. Not even kidding when I say you starred in almost all of my favorite movies from the 80's.

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Paris Hilton, whose birthday is on February 17th, threw herself a Barbie themed party to celebrate making it to 28 years old. The socialite dressed up in what looked to be a bedspread with "Barbie" printed all over it in her Los Angeles home Friday night, and made all her guests wear pink in order to get in. No mention if her champagne in a can was served or not.

A cute idea for a party if you are turning maybe, but at the age of 28 let's just assume that this is what hell looks like. Paris Hilton in a Barbie dress and everyone else looking like they swam in a Pepto Bismol pool.

Happy Birthday (on Tuesday) Paris Hilton. Someone is burning that dress today, right?

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Pics from Johnny Makeup's Facebook profile.

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Jennifer Aniston celebrated her 40th birthday today. Normally this would result in a nod and a yawn, but the Aquarian has been all over the place yacking about how it's her 40th birthday, so I'm throwing the chick a bone and saying she looks great. But... we're all tired of this hair, yes? Maybe a nice Hershey chocolate brown and a lack of layers would look amazing, but whatever she likes I guess. Like I said, a nod and a yawn.

Happy birthday Jennifer Aniston.

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As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Well, really, that's all this is. Except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest -- how do you feel?

Happy birthday 61st birthday Christopher Guest!

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Actress and lover of pot Mischa Barton celebrates her 23rd birthday today. Mischa just finished filming her role opposite Kal Penn and Martin Sheen for the film Bhopal: Prayer for Rain due out later this year, and as announced on her blog, is the new face of Herbal Essences hair products. Her film Assassination of a High School President which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in 2008 was picked up by Yari Film Group and will have a limited release in March of this year. Also in March, Mischa's horror thriller Walled In is expected for a straight-to-DVD release.

Happy birthday Mischa Barton. You don't look a day over 34!

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