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Lindsay Lohan is not only bad to her red hair, thank the Lord In Heaven, but she's also game to poke fun at herself and her life. Funny or Die, which has been more miss than hit lately, just posted this eHarmony parody ad starring LiLo.

Now all she has to do is put some weight on, stop hanging out with her 47 year old "younger" sister and talk Tina Fey into a Mean Girls sequel.

Pop Crunch is cracking me up today. They have a story about Miley Cyrus, which always brings the lol's. Today the Hannah Montana star talks about the 1951 classic Disney film Alice in Wonderland.

"It’s such a perverted movie. It’s all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online," she is quoted as telling Teen Vogue.

You know what else you can look up online? Bukkake, nasty pictures of Erin Esurance and dumb quotes from Miley Cyrus. Hours of fun for everyone.

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"Back To Black" singer Amy Winehouse has decided that London is not the place for her right now. She reportedly boarded a plane back to her favorite vacation spot, the Caribbean Island of St Lucia yesterday in order to work on her new album. Amy, who had to cancel her appearance at the Coachella music festival this month after failing to secure a work visa, is hooking up with producer Salaam Remi for her newest work. MTV is also saying that she is looking to buy a home on the island as well.

Amy spent over 2 months vacationing on St Lucia earlier this year. So much talent squeezed into one person, here's wishing her all the best.

Cloris Leachman

Emmy award winning actress and former Dancing With the Stars contestant Cloris Leachman is in a new ad campaign for PETA. In it, she is dressed in nothing but lettuce leaves and wants you to "Let Vegetarianism Grow on You".

You may not like her as an actress, a dancer or even as a vegetable eater, but just be thankful that she'd rather get dressed in salad than wear fur. It was bad enough when Khloe Kardashian did it.

You can watch a behind the scenes video of Cloris' photo shoot here.

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian posted the above picture on her blog, trying to trick people into thinking she got a really big, really ugly tattoo today. On April Fool's Day. Except that it looks like that picture was taken at night and it was posted in the daytime. And also, her arms ain't that skinny. And also, she's a moron.

I hate today.

Britney For Candie's

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So this is one of a few pics for Britney Spears' new ad campaign for Candie's. The only thing it makes me want to buy is a hamburger and a new copy of Photoshop. What the hell happened to this chick's hips? Where did they go? And what about her shoulder and arm for that matter - nothing about this looks natural. But hey, if ignoring Photoshopping and sparkle pink bikinis are your thing, you must be 12 so ask your mom to take you to Kohl's so you can get one.

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So The Smashing Pumpkins are back. Well kinda. I mean, it's pretty much Billy Corgan and some other people playing music people used to like. And now the Pumpkins are minus a drummer. Last week drummer Jimmy Chamberlin quit the band stating "I can no longer commit all of my energy into something that I don't fully possess." This is where you come in!

Email pumpkinsdrummer@gmail.com. No, seriously. According to a press release quoted on Pitchfork, Billy, or whoever is reading these emails, wants to know your background info, performance web links and see photos of you (Clothes optional? It doesn't say, but that might be a safe bet.) all before auditions in Los Angeles on April 10th.

If the guy that stuck with Billy through Zwan doesn't even want to be around him anymore, what hope do any potential drummers have? The guy must be unbearable at this point.

As if there wasn't enough Ashton Kutcher famewhoreing in this world, the That 70's Show actor filmed himself getting a chest wax. You know when this was funnier? Four years ago when Steve Carell did it in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Wow Demi Moore, really? This is who you married? He's the bratty neighbor kid who won't ever go home. Mothering complex much?

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Jive records presented Britney Spears with a plaque yesterday to celebrate her album "Circus" being certified Platinum by the RIAA. Brit wore her least obnoxious pink dotted hoodie for the event, and plastered on her trademark fake-ass smile.

Congratulations Britney! It's amazing what you can accomplish when you have absolutely no control over your own life. Don't get me wrong, it's hard to hate when "Circus" is such a catchy song, but still.

http://www.britneyspears.com/2009/03/exclusive-britney-presented-with-platinum-plaque.php

Katy Perry's Piss Pal

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"I Kissed A Girl" singer Katy perry recently had a photoshoot for Missbehave Magazine. Funny story, she got pissed on. Katy wrote on her blog "Jeremy Scott is one of my all time favorites and he shot the pictures while i got to prance around in his creations. I had a chimp on set with me that day… fun fact, she peed all over me, i had to take silkwood shower in the middle of shooting."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

This will never stop being funny.

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