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Supermodel Tyson Beckford ain't trying to have a freckle-ridden hobag all up in his profession. Earlier this week Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan stated that she wants to be a model because that's not work, it's fun for her. At a Make Me A Supermodel party in New York yesterday, Tyson told Us Magazine "She has the partying part down right. But I don't think she’s got the focus. I mean, it requires a lot of focus and a lot of people think they can do it, but they really find that it's a lot harder."

Perhaps Tyson is unaware that he and the rest of us are the reason that Lindsay has it in her head to stoop to modeling in the first place. I mean, she did say "If people would just leave my personal life alone—because it's really not that interesting—then I could land a great role." However, when you put your personal life all over your myspace blog, it's kinda hard to leave it alone.

I guess it's safe to say the tanning and legging lines aren't working out?

Kim K Got Photoshopped

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Reality star Kim Kardashian is on the cover of Complex Magazine this month. On their site, they put up a pic of Kim which needed some touch-up work, because it was pulled down and replaced a little later with a much slimmer, less splotchy looking Kim.

Can you spot the 'shopping? Evened out skin tone on her legs, edges around her outfit a little less raggedy, rounded out the hair on top of her head, cut off about 10 pound from her midsection and I may be making this up but it looks like a teeny bit of nip slippage got covered up.

Honestly, I would have imagined that she'd need more work. And I'll eat my hat if her face wasn't 'shopped in the first place. Which would necessitate the going out and buying of a hat, so you know I'm serious. Pic via Gawker.

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Lauren Conrad. You know her as L.C., reality television whore. Seems her clothing line is in a bit of trouble. With her clothes not selling at Kitson and Bloomies, Lauren might have to either not design anymore, or *gasp* make shit people actually want to wear.

A source told Page Six "In light of the economic climate, Lauren has decided to completely rethink her line. Lauren is going to revamp her line and design with more high-end fabrics... things she couldn’t do the first time around." Hmm. Her rep said "With everything going on in the economy and in her life, she wants to rework her line and offerings. She will make announcements soon."

Wait wait wait, you mean that the Forever 21 knockoff slouchy pocket dress I just paid $225 for wasn't made of high end fabric? And my $150 L.C. tank top, she didn't get it right the first time? I kid, I kid, I don't buy Lauren Conrad clothing. What am I, re re?

I swear this girl is stealing her designs from ex-T.J. Maxx employees. I'm sure a reality show about her struggles in the world of K-Mart shoppers in already in the works.


This morning Pop Sugar informed me that Katie Holmes has a new hairstyle. Immediately I thought "What did the maroon do this time?" And as it turns out, she's unbe-weave-able!

The Thank You For Smoking actress showed off her fake locks yesterday at the Japanese premiere of Valkyrie. She arrived in Japan a few days ago with short hair, ala Suri Cruise, so we know she had it done there. Which begs the question... does Victoria Beckham know? If not, how long until she either has extensions put in herself or bitch slaps Katie into a bob again?

Put all the hair you want on it, it isn't covering up the robot smile.


Pale? Can't Spell? Try Sevin Nyne! I Know Who Killed Me actress Lindsay Lohan is launching a spray tan line called Sevin Nyne. This comes after her line of way overpriced leggings called 6126. Someone needs to clue the party girl in on the fact that you can name things, you know, names. I don't care how wrong you spell it, seven and nine are not appealing names for your tan. Unless you are going for the settings on a toaster, in which case carry on.

The selling point of the line is supposed to be that it has goji berry extract which is supposed to be a pretty kick-ass antioxidant and smell rather good. I don't know about that, but I do know that "Lindsay Lohan" and "smells good" are not two phrases that should appear in the same sentence, unless the word "doesn't" is between them.

The spray will be priced at $35 and available exclusively at Sephora stores starting May 1st.

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Pamela Anderson let her nipple loose at while rehearsing for Vivienne Westwood's Fall/Winter fashion show in Paris. Considering the massive amounts of plastic surgery she's had, it's one hundred percent reasonable to assume she has no feeling left in her chest at all, and therefore didn't know her nip was waving hello to the world, but this is Pam Anderson we're talking about. No one who didn't plan on flashing the camera would wear such a huge scarf and not put on a bra. Truefax.

The show Pam was rehearsing for took place today where Vivienne boasted "I still sell a lot of stuff, it doesn't seem to affect me," when asked about the economic downturn. Pamela's nipple was not available for comment.

The uncensored, NSFW and disgusting pic is after the jump.

Viva Fergie

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Via Make Her Up comes this pic of "Fergalicious" singer Fergie unveiling the new Viva Glam VI lipstick in Los Angeles yesterday. Could she look any less thrilled to be there, seriously? First of all, Viva Glam V is fantastic and if that's Viva Glam VI on Fergie, I'm sold. It might be advisable to stay away from the Lipglass she's holding if it turns you into a super bitch face like Stacy there, but the color of the lipstick looks fantastic.

There are worse places to shop than the MAC store on Robertson, amirite? Cheer the fuck up Fergie, geez.


katie holmes

Katie Holmes, who you may remember as the chick who turned down a role in The Dark Knight to take one in Mad Money instead, just did an interview with Glamour magazine. There's a lot of talking in there, words all over, saccharine coated tales of how her life is just soooooooo sweet. But then, out of nowhere, came this little tidbit.

My friend Jeanne Yang and I have been working together. She’s got twin girls about six years old, and we both grew up with mothers who sewed. We started about a year ago, sketching different things, trying to find comfortable clothing for our daughters that is also pretty and cute. We just started, and we’ve played around with doing things for women as well.

You've seen her walking around New York in her pegged jeans, right? All rolled up like puke. Then she did the whole stirrup tights with denim jeans and black pumps thing. And let's not forget that her hairstyle seems to be dictated by her pre-school aged daughter. Is this a woman who should be coming out with a clothing line?

The answer is no.

K-Fed Baby Clothes

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Britney Spears' ex-husband, the Popozao himself, Kevin Federline is designing a line of children's clothes. WWD Fashion quotes K-Fed as saying "It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans."

$500 is ridiculous! I wouldn't have my kids running in around in $500 rags! Oh wait, he meant that was too much money. My bad.

"You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable."

It's hard to rag on the guy because he's right, but come on, have you even been to the IE Kevin? You do meth right, of course you have! $200 could clothe a family of 5 out there. Trying to appeal to people about the economy by talking about jeans that most people can't afford is ridic.

Stick to rapping. It's funnier.

Two and a Half Ugly Shirts

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Do you like drinking beer, watching crappy television sitcoms and cooking up conspiracy theories? Is dressing like one of the Pin Pals from The Simpsons your idea of a good time? Well then my friend you are in luck!

Two and a Half Men's Charlie Sheen is coming out with a line of casual shirts inspired by 1950s rockabilly culture. Daily News describes the shirts as having agoya shell buttons, retro patterns and contrasting color combos and costing from $59 to $79. Charlie showed off the line at MAGIC in Las Vegas last week. Rosa from ohsorad describes them as looking pukey.

Wanna own one, you shut-in you? Joke's on you they aren't out yet. But bookmark this page and soon you'll be the epitome of fashion. Nyuck nyuck nycuk.


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